So my sister wanted to watch The Real Housewives on my computer, because she has an ipad. She said that I could her her ipad while she used my computer. But I told her I had so much scrolling and I couldn’t do it. She didn’t understand and got so pissed at me. she said I was the most selfish bitch ever and to never talk to me. BUT I HAVE SO MUCH SCROLLING I CANNOT GIVE THAT UP.
(Source: echoesthatremained, via iwillmindfuckyou)
on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
(Source: atheistmingle, via your-father-and-mother)
